Author(s): The Babylon Bee

Humour

Wokeness isn’t a private religion you can keep to yourself. Once you see the world through woke eyes, you’ll never be the same, and you’ll never be able to stop telling your friends about your new beliefs. Kind of like when you join CrossFit or become vegan—or get an air fryer. To show the world you’re a good person—and also to avoid getting cancelled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob—you need to get WOKE.

In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don’t cry.